Resolutions??

I have begun the search for resolutions :)

I acutally want to keep them. Not just write them down and forget them.

I want some of them to be fun and just plain silly. Found this hysterical article online here are some of the authors notes:

# I want to be plump and beautiful. Look like the actresses of yesterday instead of the anorexia Barbie dolls of today.

# Assert yourself. Never surrender the control of that TV remote to anyone in the house.

# Learn to shout. So that you can holler at bus and truck drivers every time they bring their rattletrap too close to your car.

# Be more self-absorbed: All me, all the time.

# Stop cooking. What are the restaurants for?

# Buy your husband a cookbook. One can't always eat in a restaurant; it is time he learnt how to cook some decent food. His cooking was hopeless last year.

# Procrastinate forever. Why do today what you can postpone till tomorrow.

# Stop exercising. Waste of time.

# Force your husband or boyfriend to take exercising in a big way. You deserve someone hung like Brad Pitt.

# If a man ogles at you on the road, ogle back.

# Learn boxing and punch any guy at parties who is loud-mouthed or play stupid games over his mobile phone.

# Punch those sexy females at parties who fir around in tight clothes and high-heeled stilettos, trying to seduce everyone's boyfriends and husbands.

# When walking on the street tell the slow-walking guys or women to get out of your way, if they don't punch them on their head.

# Start being superstitious.

# Quit saving. What is money for if not to spend!

# Prove to everyone that women are no less than men. Start drinking. Britney is sozzled all the time, so why shouldn't you be?

# Start working for world peace. Best way to impress the uppity ladies in the neighbourhood.



LOVE IT!!! :D

More to come!